you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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