Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
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We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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