Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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