wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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