my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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