Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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