Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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