I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
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like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
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Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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