Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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