hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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