when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
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WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
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Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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