Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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