worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
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That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
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I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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