used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
