She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
there's paper in my vomit.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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