...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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