So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
