I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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