we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Even the bartender felt bad for me
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
And the cops told us we were all naked.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
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