so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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