we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I think i got beer on your cat.
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