I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
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The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
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My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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