I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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