It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
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They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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