I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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