Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
