I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
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Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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