Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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