How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
