I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
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It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
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I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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