You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Randomize
