Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
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She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
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i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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