I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i wish my penis had a tongue
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
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Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I think my nap took me to another dimension
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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