i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
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Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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