my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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