I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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