Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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