I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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