if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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