So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
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I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
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We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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