Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
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I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate