Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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