Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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