She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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