I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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