After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
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I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
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Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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