i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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