is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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