This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Randomize
