also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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