This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
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Hippo gnu deer
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
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He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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