I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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