So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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