Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
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