I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
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I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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