You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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