Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
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Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
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like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
You did what with his pubic hair?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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